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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
The fucking sound he makes kills me every time
the most heartbreaking/heartwarming part of dallascon was finding this in the impala outside.